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Santa : Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
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banta : Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
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Santa : Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
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Banta : Thanks Yara..

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FAQEER: ALLAH k nam par kuch dedo baba.
ghar k andar se larki boli: kuch nahi hai maaf karo baba
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FAQEER: apna mobile number hi dedo baba dua B karega or msg Bhi..

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Kal ka kaam aaj mat karo,
kya pata
kal tak us kaam ko karne ki zarurat hi na padhe.

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Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?
Student: sir, bike puncture ho gayi thi
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti kaha hai..

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Camera man studio mein chote bacche se:
Meri taraf dekho beta, is camerase kabutar niklega...
Baccha- Focus adjust kar,
gawaron wali batein na kar, FB par lagani hai pic..

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Santa is Greater than Newton.......
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Newton:When we Throw A Ball in the Air,why Does It Come Down?
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Santa-there Is Nobody In the Airto Catch it...

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santa-ghar ka sara saman chupa do
banta-kyun
santa-mere dost aa rahe hain hai
banta-chura lenge kya
santa nahi pehchan lenge..

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Maths sir : what is a 'line'?
A genius answered:
A line is a dot, going for a walk!
Sir again: so wat are parallel lines.?
A dot going walk with his girlfriend...

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Sardar rocks Again:
Teacher : Tumne 'Home' work kyu nahi kiya ?
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Deadly answer given by
Sardar: Sir kyuki hum to "hostel"me rahte hain...!

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A beggar found 100rs
He went to 5 star hotel 4 diner.
bill = 3000
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Manager handed him 2 police
He gave 100 rs 2 police & policeleft him.
Its calld FINANCIAL ManagementWithout MBA...

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Khud ko kar kanjoos itna
k har sms bhejne se pehle,,
Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…?
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BHAi Pakka ?
Bhejna hai na????
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"Sending Fail "
kar doon..

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Height of fb addiction:
A boy's FACEBOOK status-
i'm online on fb durin lecture. Haha
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Comment 4m his teacher:
get out of d class now:)
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PRINCIPAL lykd the cmmnt..

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Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho….?
Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad krna itna asaan hota to..
hum apni class me top na kar lete..!!

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Salman khan - kitne % log samajte hai ki meri aur Katrina ki Shaadi hogi?
Pappu - sirf10%
Salman -why?
Pappu - Kyuki 90% log khud Katrina se Shaadi karna chahte hai..

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Boss to santa- jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he, tab se tum roz
mere ghar ke samne potty kyun karke jate ho?
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Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye kimain bhuka nai mar raha..

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" If You Do ReGuLaR Study,
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StudY At Last MoMenTs & Show Your Confidence."

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Height of G00d Luck!
Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very good. Sit down.

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So silly was Newton.....
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1 apple ko girte hue dekha to gravity ki
khoj kar li....
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25 saal se susu kar raha tha, wokya
upar jaata tha??

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Class Rooms R Like Train
1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches
Reserved For VIP
Middle 2 R General Compartment
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N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

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Height Of FASHION
Father :
Earlier you used to call me papa.But now dad..???
Daughter :
Come on dad... Calling u papa spoils my lipstick... =))

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There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence ...
You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence.
Only you can kiss your girlfriendis Over-Confidence..

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Shayiri by Laalu Prasad...
Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai,
Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi english mein baat kar leta hai..

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Khatarnak Shayari
Ladka ladki me ho rahi thi kissing
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Ladka ladki me ho rahi thi kissing
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Abhi aap chhote ho isliye
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"Some text missing'.

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Height of Insult:
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Boy :
Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My
Life ?
Girl :
Awwww ... Yes !
Boy :
Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me...

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