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Kal ka kaam aaj mat karo,
kya pata
kal tak us kaam ko karne ki zarurat hi na padhe.

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Vishwajeet vikash

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Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?
Student: sir, bike puncture ho gayi thi
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti kaha hai..

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Vishwajeet vikash

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Camera man studio mein chote bacche se:
Meri taraf dekho beta, is camerase kabutar niklega...
Baccha- Focus adjust kar,
gawaron wali batein na kar, FB par lagani hai pic..

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Vishwajeet vikash

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Santa is Greater than Newton.......
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Newton:When we Throw A Ball in the Air,why Does It Come Down?
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Santa-there Is Nobody In the Airto Catch it...

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Vishwajeet vikash

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santa-ghar ka sara saman chupa do
banta-kyun
santa-mere dost aa rahe hain hai
banta-chura lenge kya
santa nahi pehchan lenge..

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Vishwajeet vikash

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Maths sir : what is a 'line'?
A genius answered:
A line is a dot, going for a walk!
Sir again: so wat are parallel lines.?
A dot going walk with his girlfriend...

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Vishwajeet vikash

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Sardar rocks Again:
Teacher : Tumne 'Home' work kyu nahi kiya ?
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Deadly answer given by
Sardar: Sir kyuki hum to "hostel"me rahte hain...!

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Vishwajeet vikash