Jeevan me agar bahut pareshan ho gaye, to 1 lambi rassi lo aur 1 badey ped pe bandh k

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jhula jhulo yaar enjoy karo...

B positive! ;)

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Vishwajeet vikash

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Santa : Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
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banta : Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
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Santa : Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
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Banta : Thanks Yara..

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Vishwajeet vikash

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FAQEER: ALLAH k nam par kuch dedo baba.
ghar k andar se larki boli: kuch nahi hai maaf karo baba
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FAQEER: apna mobile number hi dedo baba dua B karega or msg Bhi..

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Vishwajeet vikash

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Kal ka kaam aaj mat karo,
kya pata
kal tak us kaam ko karne ki zarurat hi na padhe.

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Vishwajeet vikash

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Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?
Student: sir, bike puncture ho gayi thi
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti kaha hai..

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Vishwajeet vikash

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Camera man studio mein chote bacche se:
Meri taraf dekho beta, is camerase kabutar niklega...
Baccha- Focus adjust kar,
gawaron wali batein na kar, FB par lagani hai pic..

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Vishwajeet vikash